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JetmamaDiDi · 8/24/2014 9:45 pm

annieahoy wrote:
University of Maksology
(You can minor in Valology but must major in Maksology)
Class Times -- Whenever Maks and Val are available.
You will be living with them in the "Dr.Phil House" on different floors!

01. Back Rubbing 101 -- proper techniques and appropriate sites.
02. Blue Short Shorts and Speedos 101 -- fabric, care of, sizes and colors availability, and who should wear them! Models will be Maks, Val, DWTS entire male troop (pros and dancers), and
possibly Bruno, Len, and Tom.
03. Hand Holding 101 -- including body language awareness.
04. Head Scratching 101 -- whole head or neckline (while dancing).
05. Hip Action (including Booty Shaking) 101 -- slow motion techniques included.
06. Meryl "look" or "smiles"101 -- anticipation and recognition.
07. Ogling or Staring 101 -- techniques for being sneaky and unobtrusive while looking at Maks.
08. Rappeling 101 -- teaching Maks while keeping him calm and comfortable (you know where).
09. Shaving and Waxing 101 -- ALL body parts included.
10. Tango 101 -- Maks' favorite dance. (Argentine version).

NOTE:
A. Will be happy to add other classes you can think of.
B. April will be teaching 02, 03, and 08. She insisted, especially 03, so I had to let her since she was such an excellent student during the summer session.
C. Let April know if you wish to be her assistant.
D. Let me know if you wish to be a teacher's aide in any of the other classes. You will get extra time with Maks and Val (and therefore, probably a higher grade).
E. I hope we don't make Meryl too mad!!!!!!!!!!!!

This will be a FUN semester, unlike any you have had in your entire life!!!

Oh, Annie! You have outdone yourself on the Maksology curriculum.....LOL

april6263 · 8/24/2014 9:46 pm

CEK40 wrote:
Sam Smith didn't win the Artist to Watch either....
Fifth Harmony won...they are a group of girls...poop!!!

These people that are voting are NUTS!!!!

AWWWW...we need to give Sam Smith a Maksyl Land Award !!!

JetmamaDiDi · 8/24/2014 9:46 pm

CEK40 wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:
LuvSeason18 wrote:

Was she Maks first dance partner?

Maybe---now married....
Didn't she dance in SWAY....

Could be. She was photographed with Cheryl Davis after the show.

JetmamaDiDi · 8/24/2014 9:47 pm

tangodancer208 wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:
LuvSeason18 wrote:

Was she Maks first dance partner?

I like the name Lilia.
There was a gymnast who was the 1996 Atlanta Olympic All-Around champ. I thought she was Russian, but when I looked her up, she's actually Ukrainian. Lilia Podkopayeva
Maybe---now married....

I like Lilia.....

april6263 · 8/24/2014 9:48 pm

LuvSeason18 wrote:
april6263 wrote:
CEK40 wrote:

I think we should...
they could name a girl Starla after DWTS because that's where they met
I like that name, very fitting.

I think it's a beautiful name.....Starla Chmerkovskiy....how's it sound???LOL

JetmamaDiDi · 8/24/2014 9:49 pm

annieahoy wrote:
april6263 wrote:
annieahoy wrote:

Thanks! Don't think I heard that one. I guess Tony and NeNe could have been Tonene - Ha! I never heard that though. Let's see -- Candace and Mark could have been Cark or Mardace. Derek and Amy -- nothing really goes together. Damy?

LOL...well....derek and amy were team PurtyHough i think and I don't know if it was a team name but i heard Candace and Mark called Candance.....LOL and love the name Tonene
Or, some people said Cantdance. Tonene should be pronounced Toe-nee-nee, don't you think!

Yes, CAntdance and Toe-nee-nee!!! LOL

april6263 · 8/24/2014 9:49 pm

JetmamaDiDi wrote:
april6263 wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:

So who is Elena? grammy c is Sofyia, mama c is Larissa.
ummm...don't know who elena is

Wasn't there a tall, nice looking, dark haired gal at SWAY talking to Cheryl D. named Elena?? Maybe fam?? I personally am not that fond of naming kids after someone. Too confusing....but that's just me.

Oh yeah...i think she was Maks first partner

annieahoy · 8/24/2014 9:51 pm

CEK40 wrote:
april6263 wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:

Meryl would LOVE it. She was the one who said that large teddy bears aren't scary.
She would probably peek around the corner and video it before they saw her!!!LOL
Kodak Moment!!!

I can see them bringing the baby home from the hospital and putting her in a bassinet in their room for the first three months. Meryl could then get to her easily for breast-feeding during the night. BUT Maks would insist on the bassinet being on his side of the bed so that, at the first squeak out of her, he could jump up and get her. Then he would change her diaper and hand her to Meryl. After Meryl finished feeding her, Maks would grab her again in order to burp her. He would change her diaper again, too, and put her back in the bassinet.
Can't you just see him holding her, and around six weeks when they start cooing and blowing little bubbles, he would go nuts!!
Mind you now, none of this is supposed to take place unless Meryl is the mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

april6263 · 8/24/2014 9:51 pm

JetmamaDiDi wrote:
april6263 wrote:
CEK40 wrote:

I think we should...
they could name a girl Starla after DWTS because that's where they met

Or Tiny (Dancer)!!! LOL

LOL!!! yeah ...as long as it's not Paso !!!LOL

JetmamaDiDi · 8/24/2014 9:51 pm

april6263 wrote:
LuvSeason18 wrote:
april6263 wrote:

they could name a girl Starla after DWTS because that's where they met
I like that name, very fitting.
I think it's a beautiful name.....Starla Chmerkovskiy....how's it sound???LOL

Not bad!! Not too long.... with a long last name, it's best to have a shorter first. name.