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april6263 wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:
april6263 wrote:
yep, i think Meryl would have to be in charge of discipline though....I don't think Daddy would be able to resist her esp if she looked like her Mommy...one little but I love you Daddy and he'd be melting!!LOL
No kidding--and when she pops off like he has been known to do......then what??!!LOL...he'll call for her Mommy or one of the Grammy's LOL!!!
especially when the kid screams uncontrollably and they are both unsure what to do!!!
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JetmamaDiDi wrote:
annieahoy wrote:
CEK40 wrote:
Kodak Moment!!!I can see them bringing the baby home from the hospital and putting her in a bassinet in their room for the first three months. Meryl could then get to her easily for breast-feeding during the night. BUT Maks would insist on the bassinet being on his side of the bed so that, at the first squeak out of her, he could jump up and get her. Then he would change her diaper and hand her to Meryl. After Meryl finished feeding her, Maks would grab her again in order to burp her. He would change her diaper again, too, and put her back in the bassinet.
Can't you just see him holding her, and around six weeks when they start cooing and blowing little bubbles, he would go nuts!!
Mind you now, none of this is supposed to take place unless Meryl is the mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just hope it doesn't take too long to get to that point; he's not getting any younger!!! LOL
Neither are we!!!!
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annieahoy wrote:
Cassidyc6 wrote:
Sorry I keep popping in and out, lol! My grandson is sleeping over and he should have been sleeping long ago! Have fun ladies, think Annie is going to take you to school!!
xoxoxoxoxoYep! I'll get all you Maksology students set up in the "Dr. Phil House." (If it still exists, and I guess I should have called to ask his permission)!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, boy--we get to LIVE there! Think Meryl will mind that we live there on lab days too?!!
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LuvSeason18 wrote:
CEK40 wrote:
Sam Smith didn't win the Artist to Watch either....
Fifth Harmony won...they are a group of girls...poop!!!
These people that are voting are NUTS!!!!Who does vote for the winners?
not sure I think you could vote???
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annieahoy wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:
CEK40 wrote:
and for a boy....
Denis
Liam
Tristan
Alex
Valentin?
Alexander (that is papa c)--both Val and Maks have the middle name Alexandrovich, which means son of Alexander
How about Alexander Maksimovich?I like it. I kind of think the middle name should be Davis for a boy or a girl!
Davis could be a first name too..
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tangodancer208 wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:
annieahoy wrote:
I can see them bringing the baby home from the hospital and putting her in a bassinet in their room for the first three months. Meryl could then get to her easily for breast-feeding during the night. BUT Maks would insist on the bassinet being on his side of the bed so that, at the first squeak out of her, he could jump up and get her. Then he would change her diaper and hand her to Meryl. After Meryl finished feeding her, Maks would grab her again in order to burp her. He would change her diaper again, too, and put her back in the bassinet.
Can't you just see him holding her, and around six weeks when they start cooing and blowing little bubbles, he would go nuts!!
Mind you now, none of this is supposed to take place unless Meryl is the mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just hope it doesn't take too long to get to that point; he's not getting any younger!!! LOLNeither are we!!!!
LOL.......how true.
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JetmamaDiDi wrote:
annieahoy wrote:
University of Maksology
(You can minor in Valology but must major in Maksology)
Class Times -- Whenever Maks and Val are available.
You will be living with them in the "Dr.Phil House" on different floors!
01. Back Rubbing 101 -- proper techniques and appropriate sites.
02. Blue Short Shorts and Speedos 101 -- fabric, care of, sizes and colors availability, and who should wear them! Models will be Maks, Val, DWTS entire male troop (pros and dancers), and
possibly Bruno, Len, and Tom.
03. Hand Holding 101 -- including body language awareness.
04. Head Scratching 101 -- whole head or neckline (while dancing).
05. Hip Action (including Booty Shaking) 101 -- slow motion techniques included.
06. Meryl "look" or "smiles"101 -- anticipation and recognition.
07. Ogling or Staring 101 -- techniques for being sneaky and unobtrusive while looking at Maks.
08. Rappeling 101 -- teaching Maks while keeping him calm and comfortable (you know where).
09. Shaving and Waxing 101 -- ALL body parts included.
10. Tango 101 -- Maks' favorite dance. (Argentine version).
NOTE:
A. Will be happy to add other classes you can think of.
B. April will be teaching 02, 03, and 08. She insisted, especially 03, so I had to let her since she was such an excellent student during the summer session.
C. Let April know if you wish to be her assistant.
D. Let me know if you wish to be a teacher's aide in any of the other classes. You will get extra time with Maks and Val (and therefore, probably a higher grade).
E. I hope we don't make Meryl too mad!!!!!!!!!!!!
This will be a FUN semester, unlike any you have had in your entire life!!!
Oh, Annie! You have outdone yourself on the Maksology curriculum.....LOL
Thanks, Jet! Will you be taking any classes?
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tangodancer208 wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:
annieahoy wrote:
I can see them bringing the baby home from the hospital and putting her in a bassinet in their room for the first three months. Meryl could then get to her easily for breast-feeding during the night. BUT Maks would insist on the bassinet being on his side of the bed so that, at the first squeak out of her, he could jump up and get her. Then he would change her diaper and hand her to Meryl. After Meryl finished feeding her, Maks would grab her again in order to burp her. He would change her diaper again, too, and put her back in the bassinet.
Can't you just see him holding her, and around six weeks when they start cooing and blowing little bubbles, he would go nuts!!
Mind you now, none of this is supposed to take place unless Meryl is the mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just hope it doesn't take too long to get to that point; he's not getting any younger!!! LOLNeither are we!!!!
True--and they have more time that we do, presumably!! LOL
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JetmamaDiDi wrote:
annieahoy wrote:
University of Maksology
(You can minor in Valology but must major in Maksology)
Class Times -- Whenever Maks and Val are available.
You will be living with them in the "Dr.Phil House" on different floors!
01. Back Rubbing 101 -- proper techniques and appropriate sites.
02. Blue Short Shorts and Speedos 101 -- fabric, care of, sizes and colors availability, and who should wear them! Models will be Maks, Val, DWTS entire male troop (pros and dancers), and
possibly Bruno, Len, and Tom.
03. Hand Holding 101 -- including body language awareness.
04. Head Scratching 101 -- whole head or neckline (while dancing).
05. Hip Action (including Booty Shaking) 101 -- slow motion techniques included.
06. Meryl "look" or "smiles"101 -- anticipation and recognition.
07. Ogling or Staring 101 -- techniques for being sneaky and unobtrusive while looking at Maks.
08. Rappeling 101 -- teaching Maks while keeping him calm and comfortable (you know where).
09. Shaving and Waxing 101 -- ALL body parts included.
10. Tango 101 -- Maks' favorite dance. (Argentine version).
NOTE:
A. Will be happy to add other classes you can think of.
B. April will be teaching 02, 03, and 08. She insisted, especially 03, so I had to let her since she was such an excellent student during the summer session.
C. Let April know if you wish to be her assistant.
D. Let me know if you wish to be a teacher's aide in any of the other classes. You will get extra time with Maks and Val (and therefore, probably a higher grade).
E. I hope we don't make Meryl too mad!!!!!!!!!!!!
This will be a FUN semester, unlike any you have had in your entire life!!!
Oh, Annie! You have outdone yourself on the Maksology curriculum.....LOL
The typing didn't line up exactly right, but as long as you can read it, oh well.
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annieahoy wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:
annieahoy wrote:
University of Maksology
(You can minor in Valology but must major in Maksology)
Class Times -- Whenever Maks and Val are available.
You will be living with them in the "Dr.Phil House" on different floors!
01. Back Rubbing 101 -- proper techniques and appropriate sites.
02. Blue Short Shorts and Speedos 101 -- fabric, care of, sizes and colors availability, and who should wear them! Models will be Maks, Val, DWTS entire male troop (pros and dancers), and
possibly Bruno, Len, and Tom.
03. Hand Holding 101 -- including body language awareness.
04. Head Scratching 101 -- whole head or neckline (while dancing).
05. Hip Action (including Booty Shaking) 101 -- slow motion techniques included.
06. Meryl "look" or "smiles"101 -- anticipation and recognition.
07. Ogling or Staring 101 -- techniques for being sneaky and unobtrusive while looking at Maks.
08. Rappeling 101 -- teaching Maks while keeping him calm and comfortable (you know where).
09. Shaving and Waxing 101 -- ALL body parts included.
10. Tango 101 -- Maks' favorite dance. (Argentine version).
NOTE:
A. Will be happy to add other classes you can think of.
B. April will be teaching 02, 03, and 08. She insisted, especially 03, so I had to let her since she was such an excellent student during the summer session.
C. Let April know if you wish to be her assistant.
D. Let me know if you wish to be a teacher's aide in any of the other classes. You will get extra time with Maks and Val (and therefore, probably a higher grade).
E. I hope we don't make Meryl too mad!!!!!!!!!!!!
This will be a FUN semester, unlike any you have had in your entire life!!!
Oh, Annie! You have outdone yourself on the Maksology curriculum.....LOLThanks, Jet! Will you be taking any classes?
Of course!! Sign me up for all of them!!!!