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LuvSeason18 · 8/24/2014 10:02 pm

Annie, I want to enroll for Hand Holding 101...........Is Meryl my teacher? She know the best way to hold Maks hand. LOL

Last edited by LuvSeason18 (8/24/2014 10:04 pm)

april6263 · 8/24/2014 10:03 pm

annieahoy wrote:
University of Maksology
(You can minor in Valology but must major in Maksology)
Class Times -- Whenever Maks and Val are available.
You will be living with them in the "Dr.Phil House" on different floors!

01. Back Rubbing 101 -- proper techniques and appropriate sites.
02. Blue Short Shorts and Speedos 101 -- fabric, care of, sizes and colors availability, and who should wear them! Models will be Maks, Val, DWTS entire male troop (pros and dancers), and
possibly Bruno, Len, and Tom.
03. Hand Holding 101 -- including body language awareness.
04. Head Scratching 101 -- whole head or neckline (while dancing).
05. Hip Action (including Booty Shaking) 101 -- slow motion techniques included.
06. Meryl "look" or "smiles"101 -- anticipation and recognition.
07. Ogling or Staring 101 -- techniques for being sneaky and unobtrusive while looking at Maks.
08. Rappeling 101 -- teaching Maks while keeping him calm and comfortable (you know where).
09. Shaving and Waxing 101 -- ALL body parts included.
10. Tango 101 -- Maks' favorite dance. (Argentine version).

NOTE:
A. Will be happy to add other classes you can think of.
B. April will be teaching 02, 03, and 08. She insisted, especially 03, so I had to let her since she was such an excellent student during the summer session.
C. Let April know if you wish to be her assistant.
D. Let me know if you wish to be a teacher's aide in any of the other classes. You will get extra time with Maks and Val (and therefore, probably a higher grade).
E. I hope we don't make Meryl too mad!!!!!!!!!!!!

This will be a FUN semester, unlike any you have had in your entire life!!!

LOL!!!! YAY!!!LOL!!! I'll start the cirriculum now!!!LOL

JetmamaDiDi · 8/24/2014 10:04 pm

annieahoy wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:
annieahoy wrote:
University of Maksology
(You can minor in Valology but must major in Maksology)
Class Times -- Whenever Maks and Val are available.
You will be living with them in the "Dr.Phil House" on different floors!

01. Back Rubbing 101 -- proper techniques and appropriate sites.
02. Blue Short Shorts and Speedos 101 -- fabric, care of, sizes and colors availability, and who should wear them! Models will be Maks, Val, DWTS entire male troop (pros and dancers), and
possibly Bruno, Len, and Tom.
03. Hand Holding 101 -- including body language awareness.
04. Head Scratching 101 -- whole head or neckline (while dancing).
05. Hip Action (including Booty Shaking) 101 -- slow motion techniques included.
06. Meryl "look" or "smiles"101 -- anticipation and recognition.
07. Ogling or Staring 101 -- techniques for being sneaky and unobtrusive while looking at Maks.
08. Rappeling 101 -- teaching Maks while keeping him calm and comfortable (you know where).
09. Shaving and Waxing 101 -- ALL body parts included.
10. Tango 101 -- Maks' favorite dance. (Argentine version).

NOTE:
A. Will be happy to add other classes you can think of.
B. April will be teaching 02, 03, and 08. She insisted, especially 03, so I had to let her since she was such an excellent student during the summer session.
C. Let April know if you wish to be her assistant.
D. Let me know if you wish to be a teacher's aide in any of the other classes. You will get extra time with Maks and Val (and therefore, probably a higher grade).
E. I hope we don't make Meryl too mad!!!!!!!!!!!!

This will be a FUN semester, unlike any you have had in your entire life!!!

Oh, Annie! You have outdone yourself on the Maksology curriculum.....LOL
The typing didn't line up exactly right, but as long as you can read it, oh well.

Looks good enough to me!! that is the LAR (Looks About Right) principle. LOL

april6263 · 8/24/2014 10:04 pm

JetmamaDiDi wrote:
CEK40 wrote:
Here are some for a girl...
Lisette
Galina
Anya
Zofia

How about Anastasia??

Oh yeah...Anastasia Chmerkovskiy...that's pretty

april6263 · 8/24/2014 10:06 pm

Here's some study material for the "little blue shorts" class!!!LOL

JetmamaDiDi · 8/24/2014 10:07 pm

april6263 wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:
CEK40 wrote:
Here are some for a girl...
Lisette
Galina
Anya
Zofia

How about Anastasia??
Oh yeah...Anastasia Chmerkovskiy...that's pretty

How about Anastasia Elizabeth Chmerkovskiy?

JetmamaDiDi · 8/24/2014 10:07 pm

april6263 wrote:
Here's some study material for the "little blue shorts" class!!!LOL

ALRIGHT!!! WOO HOO!!

annieahoy · 8/24/2014 10:07 pm

JetmamaDiDi wrote:
april6263 wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:

No kidding--and when she pops off like he has been known to do......then what??!!
LOL...he'll call for her Mommy or one of the Grammy's LOL!!!

especially when the kid screams uncontrollably and they are both unsure what to do!!!

Like my daughter, who had colic for 2 or 3 months. It seemed like years, and nothing helped. You could walk around with her, sit in the rocking chair with her, etc. She still cried. Thank goodness it was only at a certain time of day.

april6263 · 8/24/2014 10:08 pm

tangodancer208 wrote:
JetmamaDiDi wrote:
LuvSeason18 wrote:

Was she Maks first dance partner?

I like the name Lilia.
There was a gymnast who was the 1996 Atlanta Olympic All-Around champ. I thought she was Russian, but when I looked her up, she's actually Ukrainian. Lilia Podkopayeva
Maybe---now married....

i like that one too... Lilia

april6263 · 8/24/2014 10:09 pm

annieahoy wrote:
april6263 wrote:
annieahoy wrote:

Thanks! Don't think I heard that one. I guess Tony and NeNe could have been Tonene - Ha! I never heard that though. Let's see -- Candace and Mark could have been Cark or Mardace. Derek and Amy -- nothing really goes together. Damy?

LOL...well....derek and amy were team PurtyHough i think and I don't know if it was a team name but i heard Candace and Mark called Candance.....LOL and love the name Tonene
Or, some people said Cantdance. Tonene should be pronounced Toe-nee-nee, don't you think!

LOL...yes it should